The bracelet

The magic bracelet

When admitted to the hospital for a baby
You get a bracelet saying you are father of baby

You wave this magical thing and doors open

I was getting dinner and I forgot my wallet

I told waittress I will be back
Showed her bracelet and said my wife just had baby

She smiled and said I trust you

I went back and paid

I was in drive thru at popeyes
I was paying with the hand the bracelet was on
Bam
Better service

I may never take it off

It is waterproof

Anyhow
Contemplating a new tattoo to comemorate the baby

Something maybe with forceps and the babys name and birthday so I don't forget

Any suggestions

If we have 4 kids that's a lot of ink

sam