Wife demanded a day off

Hi
This week i have been quite busy with real estate appts in NJ and PA, daytime and nighttime. So in order to give my wife a break this week, she demanded a day off. or a night off.

So yesterday night, she made me dinner and left me with the child.

At first, i was a little scared because it isnt easy to take care of a baby.

Heres my account of how things went.

1. She ate dinner. Slice of cheese, some dried seaweed and brown rice. Wash it all down with some vitamin D whole milk.

2. then we played and watched the phillies vs mets pregame show.

3. Eleanor was not in the best of moods, she was whining a lot and asking for her mom. But since she wasnt around, i did my best to placate her. What I did was kept trying to occupy her attention.

4. She either took a dump or pumped out a wet fart sometime before 7 pm. In retrospect, it might have been one of the main reasons she was cranky. I didnt even smell it.

5. She was getting drowsy and so was I. we both took a nap, and it was nice since she just fell asleep on top of me. she was knocked out too. I was doing the WWE check for conscienseness test, raising her arm and letting it fall down.

6. Around seven pm, i took her upstairs to prepare her for a bath. thats when i noticed the wet fart/diarrhea like evidence in her pampers.

7. Nice bath to clean up the poop flakes and sweat buildup from the day.

8. I put her in her onesie and sleep sack.

9. She read some books and drank some milk

10. I put her into the crib a little early and she wanted me to take her back out

11. We read some more books until she was zoning.

12. I put her back in the crib, closed the door to her room, emptied and cleaned up the bathtub area, went downstairs to watch another improbably win by the Phightin Phillies.

13. Wife came home

14. We went to sleep.

All in all, i realize i should give my wife more days off, or nights off.

And my daughter is really easy to put to sleep. I mean easy, like staples easy.

Sam