Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Get a Bluetooth!

one of the biggest pet peeves for me is when i see people driving their cars and holding some fliphone up to their face.

I can personally testify that driving while holding a phone up to the side of your face is dangerous.

I want to just T-bone them with my 4-runner sometimes. (click the link to see what a Tbone is!)

I may have a bluetooth in my ear for seven plus hours a day, but i dont have my facial oil smudging up the screen on my blackberry. Did you know that those people are called bluetools?
that discrimination.Safety first.

I am watching "the Academy" its a reality series about LA county sherriff boot camp. Crazy stuff. I can do the pushups and situps required to pass the physical part!

I wish i was a police officer. I would be the employee of the month up in my precinct. i would set new records for citations given. I would get citations for giving citations.

My wife says its not my place to teach people a lesson. Yeah... she is right

but i wish i was a cop, sometimes. "Protect and Serve baby! Protect and Serve!" To be in the fraternal order of police would be sweet.
have you ever heard of any other fraternal orders? makes you wonder eh?

bad boys, bad boys.


ttyl
Sam

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