Saturday, August 19, 2006

Goh-Moh the baby sitter

Hi
so yesterday, Me and Sora dropped eleanor at my parents house. We needed to do some things and could not take eleanor with us.

My sister said "Sure you can leave my favorite neice with me."

We went about our business and made a phone call. How is everything , is eleanor sleeping. She said yes.

All good right? Thats the easy part.

About 1 hour into it, eleanor started to get a little fussy. She would not sleep, she was crying without end.

Then i think my sister asked "What did i get myself into. how did this little cutie turn into human crying machine. "

She went thru the progressions.
1.hungry
2. poopie diaper? YES, a little skidmark poopie, but enough to irritate the buttocks of any child
have you ever seen a skidmark poopie? I mean besides in your own underwears...
3. ok back to hungry
4. swaddle
nothing is working eh?

baby bjorn time.

crying stopped, just a 9 lb baby strapped to your chest.

and as eleanor fell asleep somehow, i guess it was all worth it.

My sister really loves eleanor, and I am glad. When she has her own little munchkin, she will love her 10 x more than eleanor. Its going to be awesome, when I am a real uncle.

I am going to have to teach her children the laws of supply and demand, and ABC's as well. I will show them how to have a fully sustainable lemonade stand operation with marketing/sales/customer appreciation programs.

It was all good.
then i had a bison burger from fuddruckers. Pretty tasty , lean meat too.

Sam

2 comments:

purple said...

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purple said...

don't forget to treat me nicely so that eleanor will always have a babysitter. you know, if you go on vacation, rather than leaving her, bring the goh-moh with you. dude, i can use a vacation too, you know. :)